Liquor licenses are wayyyy too expensive for my liking, I was going to buy one but now that is 100% not going to happen, anyways that is not going to stop me I will be illegally selling alchoal starting now. At least until I can make the $500 required to buy this license. You will have a choice of very high quality options including but not limited to:
Cider
Whiskey
Wiper fluid I stole from my neighbours car